The Monkey Test / By: Shady R. Abu Yusuf
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- 1.A: How are your children? B: They're real monkeys.
- A.
The children are active.
- B.
The children are talkative.
- C.
The children are naughty.
- 2.A: How much do you need for this? B: a monkey no more.
- A.
The man will pay £500
- B.
The man will pay £10
- C.
The man will pay £5
- 3.A: Salwa got married. B: I'll be a monkey's uncle
- A.
Speaker B is angry
- B.
Speaker B is surprised.
- C.
Speaker B is not surprised.
- 4.A: I am really sorry. B: Sorry !! You made a monkey out of me.
- A.
Speaker A to made Speaker B appear stupid.
- B.
Speaker A to made Speaker B appear poor.
- C.
Speaker A to made Speaker B appear stingy.
- 5.A: Chrissie won't like it. B: I don't give a monkey's.
- A.
Speaker B doesn't care.
- B.
Speaker B doesn't know what to do.
- C.
Speaker B doesn't have a monkey.
- 6.She was monkeying the various people in our office. This means she........
- A.
Was embarrassing
- B.
Was rebuking
- C.
Was mimicking
- 7.Ali is a grease monkey so he can...................
- A.
Make you banana juice
- B.
Fix your car
- C.
Write stories
- 8.Everybody knows about their monkey business.
- A.
Monkey business is selling sports equipment.
- B.
Monkey business is any dishonest behaviour.
- C.
Monkey business is any successful business
- 9.This monkey-puzzle reminds me of my childhood.
- A.
Monkey-puzzle is a game.
- B.
Monkey-puzzle is a meal.
- C.
Monkey-puzzle is a tree.
- 10.Bloody hell, I can't find my monkey suit
- A.
The man is looking for his formal suit
- B.
The man is looking for his swimming suit.
- C.
The man is looking for his shorts.
- 11.I need a monkey wrench right now to................
- A.
Unfasten any this bolt
- B.
Hit this nail
- C.
Wipe the floor
- 12.The children were bored and started monkeying around. .
- A.
The children started playing.
- B.
The children started reading.
- C.
The children started behaving in a silly way.
- 13.A: How is the weather in London today. B:Three words to say about that, brass monkey weather.
- A.
The weather is very cold.
- B.
The weather is very hot.
- C.
The weather is mild.
- 14.Today is cold enough to freeze the ............. off a brass monkey
- A.
Neck
- B.
Arse
- C.
Balls
- 15.What I did threw a monkey wrench in the works.
- A.
The speaker spoiled the business.
- B.
The speaker supported the business.
- C.
The speaker refused the business.
- 16.Monkey is a racial slur directed towards a person of .................... ethnicity
- A.
Chinese
- B.
African-American
- C.
Italian
- 17.The word monkey could be used as a slang term for ..................
- A.
Vagina or penis
- B.
Nipple
- C.
Arse
- 18.I hate being a supermarket monkey.
- A.
The speaker thinks his job is exhausting.
- B.
The speaker thinks his job is dishonest.
- C.
The speaker thinks his job is unimportant.
- 19.The word Monkey was used as a nick name for the American president................
- A.
George W. Bush
- B.
Bill Clinton
- C.
Barak Obama
- 20.Sameer is a film monkey.
- A.
He likes watching films.
- B.
He is a movie director.
- C.
He is a movie star.
- 21.Jack is a monkey now for New York Times.
- A.
Jack is a columnist.
- B.
Jack is an editor.
- C.
Jack is a press photographer.
- 22.A: One last thing sir. B: I said put it where the monkey put the nuts!
- A.
Speaker B wants speaker A to speak immediately.
- B.
Speaker B wants speaker A to leave a report..
- C.
Speaker B wants speaker A to get out of his face.
- 23.I had a monkey bath an hour ago.
- A.
The bath was very cold.
- B.
The bath was very hot.
- C.
The bath was enjoyable.
- 24.You can't speak to him right now he is monkey-full.
- A.
Irritated
- B.
Drunk
- C.
Worried
- 25.A: What is this place. B: It is a monkey house, isn't that obvious? A monkey house is...............
- A.
A pub
- B.
A bar
- C.
A brothel
- 26.The company is in a monkey pants.
- A.
The company is making a profit.
- B.
The company is in a difficult situation.
- C.
The company is in a new market.
- 27.A: I think Amr is a very good presenter. What do you think? B: Well, I think monkey see, monkey do
- A.
Speaker B thinks the way Amr presents is innovative.
- B.
Speaker B doesn't like the way Amr presents is interesting.
- C.
Speaker B thinks that Amr is imitating someone else.
- 28.Lots of monkey nuts are thrown everywhere.
- A.
Monkey nuts are popcorn
- B.
Monkey nuts are bananas
- C.
Monkey nuts are cigarette butts.
- 29.After this meeting, I can say frankly that all of the points discussed are just monkeyspunk.
- A.
The points are important.
- B.
The points are unimportant.
- C.
The points are too long.
- 30.A: Can I help you mate. B: Oh yeah, I just need a monkey’s tail for this picture.
- A.
A monkey’s tail is a frame
- B.
A monkey’s tail is a camera
- C.
A monkey’s tail is a nail.
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